Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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