Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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