the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
