bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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