when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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