why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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