I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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