we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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