on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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