you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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