just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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