Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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