Buhtt sex?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Still dying that you shit outside
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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