i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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