this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
