hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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