We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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