its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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