i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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