Sponge bath it is.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
