foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
love makes seman taste better
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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