This girl is more easily done than said...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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