But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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