I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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