she looked like the before picture.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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