You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize