I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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