Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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