I accidentally burped into my bong.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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