i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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