Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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