i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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