Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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