How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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