how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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