I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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