if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Randomize
