After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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