I feel like I'm in dance class right now
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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