I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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