Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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