Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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