I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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