she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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