Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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