went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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