So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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