I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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