Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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