In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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