we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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