It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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