so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Randomize
