butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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