Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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