YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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