So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize
